"Only pretentious annoying hacks like Stephen King would resort to meta-epigraphs."--Guise Faux
by Grinch Faux
Official Pirate Radio Fun Thief
Official Pirate Radio Fun Thief
FCC documents received today by the Tales of Radio Paranoia publishing empire, per Freedom Of Information Act request, clearly indicate "Com...
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- Fun stolen.
- Sockpuppets wielded.
- Buttocks millinery worn.
- Enemies exposed.
- Dox dropped.
- Stations QRM'd.
- Nasty stations logged in violation of orders.
- Consorting with Underpants Gnomes.
- Logging to the wrong website.
- eQSLs sent via snail mail.
- Snails sent in lieu of QSLs.
- Innocents falsely implicated.
- >Implications implied without green text.
- Voyages on de Nile.
- Screeds scanned.
- Trollercoasters ridden.
- Angst, ire and U MAD? provoked.
- Blarg rants per day.
- Quotes from scripture or Eastern mystics, philosophers, serial killers or Shakespeare hilariously misapplied to blarg rants.
- Complaints sent to FCC, Industry Canada, Ofcom or RA/AT to silence rival pirate stations.
- Any other details which might qualify you as an elite pirate radio fun stealer.
- Number of times you've made scowly-face whilst reading Tales of Radio Paranoia. (You know your face will get stuck that way.)
- Preferred brand of tissue boxes worn on feet whilst engaged in above activities.
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