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Evil Anonymous Voices of Treason
"Commander Bunny is not real," declared Belfast, NY, mail drop manager John T. Arthur, a veteran of the U.S. shortwave pirate radio scene. This astonishing news, posted in a recent commentary (Analysis of an FCC Visit) on the Former Rabbit Nuthugger's website, shocked his disciples and confounded DXers.
But, he warned, "The bad attitude is still out there," gesturing toward the ramshackle hutches and festering mounds of cecotropes surrounding the FRN, a potential breeding ground for myxomatosis reinfection.
"Thanks for taking out the trash, JTA," said FRN propaganda minister Pat Murphy, as the last vestige of the Lagomurphic infestation was eradicated. "Needed to be done for a long time."
We interviewed several sage observers of the tumultuous radio hobby for their reactions:
"Thank God, maybe now JTA will stop mailing those WBNY fridge magnets with gay porn on them."
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"No, no, no, Commander Bunny is only mostly unreal."
"Oh, great, what the hell am I going to do with all these 'Commander Bunny: FCC Snitch' bumper stinkers? Oh, well, if he isn't real then it isn't possible to expose him, insult him or destroy pirate radio. So that's a good thing."
"He must be real. I just slept with him last night!"
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"Commander Bunny is as real as that Alaska bridge. My dummy Kracker and I can see him from my house!"