by Guise Faux
According to a WBNY blog press release published and quickly retracted this weekend, Tales of Radio Paranoia has learned that self-esteemed shortwave radio slandercaster Commander Bunny and veteran support hose master Pat Murphy will join forces for a new radio team that may be heard as far away as the ramshackle hutches and abandoned pickup trucks on cinder blocks in the Lagomurph's back yard.
"We're calling it 'Murphy in the Moaning With a Wild Hare'," said Murphy referring to his penchant for moaning and whining about how the internets and IRC are evil and ruining pirate radio.
"No, that's ridiculous!" protested Commander Bunny. "The show is named 'Commander Bunny and the Double-Faced Dipshit Who's Been Riding My Coat Tails For a Decade', the Lagomurph insisted.
Commenting on the merging of Murphy's primary strength as a Goebbels-style communications adviser and the Bunnyman's fecundity in producing sockpuppets to support his internet celebrity, Murphy said:
"Any fool can buy a computer and put up a website. My new partner Commander Bunny is proof of that. And there is no standard of truthfulness, to keep people from not only telling lies, but passing them along, as CB has demonstrated week after week on his blog. Lot of completely false information that is passed along as truth. I, for two, am really excited about this opportunity to join my better half in making ourselves famouse."--Pat Murphy, FRN, "Internet? Good thing? Or the devils phone booth?" March 24, 2012
- Rehashed monkey jokes and South Park audio clips, making Rich Koz's 'Svengoolie' shtick seem witty in comparison.
- Bribing listeners with refrigerator magnet and bumper sticker tracking devices.
- Munching cecotropes (known as "brown M&M's")
- Accusing rival morning radio teams of being pedophiles.
- A fake suicide prevention hotline where they encourage callers to commit suicide.
- Bitching about lawyers and the cost of liability insurance after the above.
- Debating the differences between sluts and trust fund bitches.
- Filing complaints to the FCC and Industry Canada about pirate radio operators.
- Darning socks while reminiscing about the good ol' days when you were lucky to hear a pirate once a year and used spark gap telegraph to notify friends about pirate broadcasts.
- Whining about Undercover Radio being clearly heard worldwide by real listeners rather than resorting to FRN sockpuppets to log WBNY baby monitor transmitter shows nobody actually heard beyond the Lagomurph's backyard polk salad garden.
- Arguing over whether the internuts is a series of tubes or a big truck.
- Giving each other back rubs.
- Picking up their final paychecks after a week of the above.
"Group hug!" enthused Murphy to his new partner, as he bundled together half a dozen socks and stuffed them into his underpants.
"I'm really looking forward to working with these guys," declared Commander Bunny, as he patted the sock bulge in his new co-host's trousers. "They have a proven track record of worshiping me and reassuring me that I am the greatest shortwave pirate ever," the Lagomurph panted as he continued to lovingly stroke the bulge.
They're not even on the air yet, and there's already a logging by Winston on the FRN.
ReplyDelete.....and another post about how IRC is killing pirate radio!
ReplyDeletePeople, if you reallly do care about what is left of this hobby, please do not post/mention anything about Murphy/BunnyKracker and those who are doing their most to ruin what was once a very fun hobby.
ReplyDeleteAB opined: "...and those who are doing their most to ruin what was once a very fun hobby."
ReplyDeleteAccording to the Lagomurph, "those" people include at least half of the most active participants in the hobby.
I saw an email a while back where Pat actually tried to blame some of his problems on kracker. It would be interesting if those two had a falling out.
ReplyDeleteAnd, by the way, Svengoolie is just great! I understand he's up for n Emmy this year.
bunny is a pedo
ReplyDeletehttp://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/pics/zod-easter4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CStKe.jpg
ReplyDeleteDon't bother trying to hide or revert it, Murphy. If anything shows you up for the piece of shit that you are, that's it right there.
I really really do value the actual friends that I've made in this hobby (Terry-the-Newfie,eh, lol-and others) , but it def has become filled w/garbage, due to Pat/Jerry/Beans/Thumper/Kracker and all the other sockpuppets/assholes that seem to be dominating what used to be a fun hobby. I've had enough of the f'd-up shit, so I'll find some other hobby that isn't dominated by assholes to add a little enjoyment to my life.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Dr. Shulgin who said that if one were to enjoy constant bliss, life would become trite. It seems we need the yin with the yang, darkness with light, evil with good and all in between to keep life interesting and challenging.
ReplyDeleteAll the beautiful flowers reaching for the sun have their roots deep in the dark earth. We need Jerry's twisted, abnormal behavior to keep the hobby in balance.
SW philosophized: "All the beautiful flowers reaching for the sun have their roots deep in the dark earth. We need Jerry's twisted, abnormal behavior to keep the hobby in balance."
ReplyDeleteThe flip side is, magic mushrooms grow in bullshit. The Lagomurph has overdosed on them and disappeared permanently inside his own "rabbit hole".
His penchant for digging up and publishing dirt on enemies, real and imagined, and obsession with suicide resonates eerily with his name - Graves.
"We need Jerry's twisted, abnormal behavior to keep the hobby in balance."
ReplyDeleteJerry has contributed nothing to this hobby but endless cycles of self destruction.
And the people who continue to log him and thank him for his shows are only contributing to a new cycle.
Exactly
ReplyDeleteThey come from a place called A$$hole Island!
don't you mean urANUS
ReplyDeletePerhaps some of you forget that Alex V. was an avid pirate listener and QSL collector for quite a while. As someone whom he mentored into pirate radio, I know he had collected a large amount of information on pirate stations and operators (not with a malicious intent, just intense curiousity).
ReplyDeleteBunny obviously knows this. He is not engaging in revenge, as he would like you to think. He is trying his damnest to drive Alex over the edge (again). He knows that if he keeps pushing, he may drive Alex to "drop dox" on the community.
This would acheive Bunny's own objectives while, at the same time, having a scapegoat to blame it on.
Please don't fall for this shit again.
If the Lagomurph is hoping his efforts will humiliate anyone into silence... LOL, no.
ReplyDeleteA pirate radio operator is a scofflaw by definition. In a culture of scofflaws, nobody gives a dry rabbit turd how many traffic tickets some fellow has.
Pirate radio is a hobby that's not merely richly endowed with eccentrics, misfits and ne'er do wells. It's a hobby that embraces and celebrates fellow weirdos.
Don't sweat it, Alex.
So, the Murphy/Bunny team is on the air? I can't wait for the inevitable falling out.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, since they are one and the same, Murphy/Bunny will have NO ONE ELSE to blame for his own shortcomings and , maybe, he'll take responsibility for all of his lying/snitching ways.
Aw hell, who am I kidding??
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletePerhaps some of you forget that Alex V. was an avid pirate listener and QSL collector for quite a while. As someone whom he mentored into pirate radio, I know he had collected a large amount of information on pirate stations and operators (not with a malicious intent, just intense curiousity).
Bunny obviously knows this. He is not engaging in revenge, as he would like you to think. He is trying his damnest to drive Alex over the edge (again). He knows that if he keeps pushing, he may drive Alex to "drop dox" on the community.
This would acheive Bunny's own objectives while, at the same time, having a scapegoat to blame it on.
Please don't fall for this shit again.
April 5, 2012 6:49 PM
WTF that sounds like a threat but that is what you had in mind when you typed that
what the fuck is wrong with you people in america