by Brown Nose the Pirate
Troll at Large
Year in, year out, no one in the shortwave pirate radio hobby generates lulz at his own expense quite like Pat Murphy and his falter ego Commander Bunny of baby monitor radio powerhutch WBNY.
April Fools Day 2013 was no exception, other than providing an exceptional example of the Lagomurph's knack for snitching dual fail where most fail addicts would be satisfied with one.
Despite months of slacking off, your friendly neighborhood troll-bloggers here at Radio Paranoia sobered up just long enough last week to slap together a transparently obvious April Fools Day prank post. Mostly it was just our way of saying "Yes, we're still alive and occasionally sober." It wasn't our best effort at trolling, and we certainly didn't expect the Lagomurph to swallow like a Thai ladyboy. But ya gotta admire his enthusiasm.
After swallowing like the AVN for Best Oral was at stake, Commander Butthurt not only hacked up a hareball on his own blarg, he also managed to pull a deuce out of his butt and immediately took a giant "Welcome home, suckers!" dump in the newly revived FRN. Apparently the Lagomurph hadn't taken a crap since the annual Ides of March FRN shutdown and was so full of Murphy he exploded on the FRN. Fortunately the place is a ghost town and nobody got tagged with any spatter.
Watch your step, kids, it's foul going between the piles of cecotropes under his Murphy nom de guerre, and under his Commander Bunny nom-nom-nom de hare.
The timing couldn't have been lulzier. The FRN came back online April 2. We thank John Cruzan and hope he had a restful respite in the arms of Eris.
Screencaps provided so you don't need to visit the WBNY blarg, or the FRN - although the latter is such a ghost town now it's easier to find the few posts from the handful of the faithful, bless 'em (not a dig at you fellows, honest). So far Murphy is using only the CB radio alias and hasn't activated his sock drawer army... yet.
|Murphy takes an April Turd dump on the FRN.|
This pile of poop was later wiped clean.
|Commander Buttmunches on a fresh pile of cecotropes.|
|Your butthurt only makes us stronger.|