Special report to Tales of Radio Paranoia
by General Shun, DXing Consultant
Contributing reporters Han Lee Gurns & Lauren Sheng
Leave it to the former shortwave radio pirate once known as Commander
After a long and much needed break from
In January 2013 the disgraced former radio personality again made the mistake of pretending to understand the internets and, hypnotized by alpha-numeric characters beyond his ken, smashed his head against the keyboard several times, miraculously producing a few barely intelligible rants that appeared to be self-congratulatory about the WBNY blarg web traffic.
And how did the WBNY blarg achieve the stats he claims? Because as of January 27, Commander Buttmuncher's WBNY blog is infested with SEO crap! Our Great Peoples crap! Mostly promoting our Great Peoples Viagra. You see, my friends, the Buttmuncher's J-Pole is suffering from too much J and not enough pole.
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| Keyword stuffing - delicious with roast rabbit. |
According to the Zulu Risk Analyzer and Google's data, the WBNY blog has achieved the enviable status of "Pretty Fucked Up", usually reserved for Russian
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| Yes, Commander Buttmunch, you're No 1, alright. |
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| Only 50 out of 100? C'mon, ya floppy eared poop muncher, you can do better. |
Murphy has also resumed another of his favorite occupations: Snitching out rival shortwave pirate radio operators. Without provocation (including from our own Radio Paranoia blog, which had been on hiatus since August 2012), Murphy has resumed his longtime hobby of publicly posting names and locations of "enemies", some of whom may be active or occasional ops. (We know of a couple of active or recently active ops among the dozen or so people Murphy has identified by name and location. There may be others - impossible for anyone to know for certain, especially for ops who never used the Belfast mail drop. --GF)
His WBNY blog (on Ragnar's domain, which otherwise seems clear) is so infested with SEO crap, courtesy of Our Great Peoples, this puny, feeble Murphy is suffering from diarrheatic scooties - scooting his butt along the rug to clean off excess cecatropes. Now he leaves a brown trail to find his way back to the nursing home after becoming disoriented by the long journey to the mailbox in fruitless hopes of ever seeing another valid signal report. Other than from himself and the handful of minions still clinging to the corpse of the FRN.
Great Success for The Peoples! And remember, Confuse-Us say: It is impolite to laugh at the red flag-level fail of Papa Smurphy. So do it often.
General Shun DX's from a carradio in the remote Peoples Republic of Uukuhuúwa.
Obviously they think he's a likely sufferer from 'erectile dysfunction'.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I don't think the pills will help him.
Does Ragnar risk damage to his shortwavepirate.info site from Pat's webmaster ineptitude? Either directly to his files or indirectly by getting a reputation for hosting dangerous sites?
ReplyDeleteDo you mean "She goes all the way on the first date" sort of getting a reputation? Or "I'm from the internet and I'm here to help you" sort of getting a reputation?
DeleteIs there a difference?
DeleteOne is a slut. The other is super cool and knows kung fu.
DeleteThere is some risk of ranking damage to the domain when parts of it are plastered with spam links to "bad neighborhoods", which is how they would describe this.
Delete"bad neighborhoods" ? I guess you're referring to something worse than an old Hallicrafters sitting on blocks in the front yard.
DeleteFilthy hutches sitting on old Hallicrafters sitting on blocks in the yard. That's always a sign of a bad neighborhood.
DeleteHe probably downloaded a keylogger when he was surfing gay porn-- and then they got his Wordpress login and password, which is one of the types of things they hope to aquire. From there it's a simple matter to plaster their links invisibly all over his templates, as has been done here. He needs to change his passwords and have all his PCs checked for malware.
Delete"Bad neighborhoods" in SEO refers to link farms, porn sites, gambling, internet pharmaceutical outlets which employ spam of various types, etc.
Stop it! It hurts to LOL.
ReplyDeleteHurts so good!
ReplyDeletesomething to consider: as this stupid shit continues to show his contempt for everyone else in the pirate hobby, think about boycotting the winterfest or at least the pirate radio related parts of it. he shows up there and parades around his grenade? trying to present himself as some sort of god on high of pirate radio when in fact he has had little or nothing to do with the hobby's development. just think about how lack of participation has pretty much reduced the frn to irrelevance, and then think about how a boycott would make his presence at the fest a liability, and encourage the organizers to ask him to fuck off and die at subsequent fests.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more with this comment.
ReplyDeleteAs long as hobbyist support a hierarchy led by Mike Graves the longer we'll have to put up with the bullshit, that goes for logging his station too. Nothing wrong with attending a gathering to see friends and have a good time, but this game of recognizing individuals as if there's a rank and file to the hobby is asking for trouble.
Pirate radio is a rebellious hobby in spirit, it goes against the grain when someone tries to lock it down for their own selfish purposes.
People still go to the Winterfest for pirate radio stuff?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was there, pirate radio topics were sporadic at best. Yes, Jerry sold T-shirts from a booth and paraded the grenade around while saying "pirate radio is the most fun you can have with your clothes on" (pardon me while I puke), but it seemed like it was mostly a bowling league gathering. Not much to boycott. NASWA isn't going to miss the pirate crowd.
It would be more fun to create a summer gathering of pirate enthusiasts in Ohio since most DX'ers seem to live there or are pretty close by.
Everything is jacked up with the Rabbit; dinky xmtr, a disaster of a website, no love from the pirate community. He dug his own grave, now all we have to do is shove him in and start throwing dirt on him.....
ReplyDeleteok fist of all im glad u went 2 my HOMEPAGE geocity sites hosting sparkly aminated jifs of ranbow unicorns an berry manalow HOMPAGE!!!!!1! DUH!!!!11
Deleteand ok 2nd o fall comander bunny tshits r impotant 4 teh PIRATE COMMUNNITY!!!!1! think about it...................evry time sombody buy a comander bunny tshit it races awarness 4 TEH PIRATE COMMUNNITY!!!!!11 AND THE BOWLING LEAUGE!!!!!!11
ok and 3 how els is guys going 2 find out?!! racing awarness of comander bunny an teh bowliing leauge is assholes?????///!!!!!!111!1!
thats y u need 2 buy tshit form comander buny.
That's a pretty useless comment. What the heck does it means?
ReplyDeleteit means Commander Dummy & The Blowing League are Special Needs Children
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly is the big deal as to how many visits or hits WBNY's website gets or does not get? Why does he think it actually matters if "HF Underpants" gets less visits than him?
ReplyDeleteI like how he's decided that web visits from Nova Scotia must be Terry in Newfoundland.
I wonder if he's ever pondered how many people might stumble on to his site and have no clue what he's babbling about.
And what has Winston been up to lately?
Commander Buttmunch can't tell the difference between valid page views and the meaningless traffic generated by the SEO crap that infested the original WBNY blog.
DeleteThat's a problem with many free third party templates for Wordpress and Blogger. The templates are specifically designed to hypnotise gullible bunnymen, whilst sneaking in SEO crap under the bonnet.
Incidentally, the WBNY blarg appears to have been changed this week. Looks like the Lagomurph or domain owner ditched the old SEO infested template and replaced it.
In terms of valid page views that are meaningful to Google and advertisers - members and visitors interested in actual content, rather than meaningless crawls by bots - the Buttmunch blarg and FRN are far surpassed by the HF Underground and Free Radio Cafe.
Depending on activity the RP blog gets 3,000 to 7,000 valid, statistically meaningful page views a month, mostly from North America. We don't really keep up with the stats but it's a safe bet that at our 2011-2012 peak the RP blog had two or three dozen regular readers and perhaps 100 occasional readers overall worldwide. That's remarkable considering shortwave pirate radio is a tiny niche hobby within the diminishing niche hobby of radio listening and amateur radio. Stats have been down since mid 2012 because this blog has been only intermittently updated.
No matter. The RP blog served its purpose - to amuse, bemuse and confuse. It's been a good run for a joint creative project amongst fellow anarchists.
Winston? Last time we saw him he was gently roasting on a spit. Tastes good, as a sockpuppet should.
Someone asked what the Winston sockpuppet is up to?
ReplyDeleteHe's having a conversation with his puppet master Pat Murphy on the Pop Comm Survey thread over at the FRN.
Same games as usual.
So is Pat still "on his deathbed" like he was six months ago? And two years ago?
ReplyDeleteDeathbed? No, he meant "Dickhead". As in "Not working". Hence the Viagra and Cialis infestation in his blarg.
DeleteThe two sound almost alike - as do all of the Lagomurph's sockpuppets. So, perfectly understandable mistake.
Oh. so he meant to say "I'm on my dickhead"?
Deleteguess he took my advice
"I'm on my dickhead" explains a lot of his behavior really.
DeleteIt's got to really get Pat's goat that virtually every other shortwave pirate station is getting more logs and reports than WBNY.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even realize that Murphy's WBNY was still broadcasting. I wonder what the real, original WBNY thinks about all of this?
ReplyDeleteGet a load of Murphy trying to legitimize Winston, by pretending to think Murphy's a guy in Iowa:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.frn.net/vines/Forum1/HTML/005313.html
Give it up, Pat! No one is fooled, but a lot of people are laughing at you! Better get a new sock-puppet.
Eight days and nobody's bothered to answer him. Looks like Pat's continued sock-puppeting games are even an embarassment to what's left of the FRN.
Deletesame for his Commander Bunny post
ReplyDeleteit's got to be difficult for the few who support Mike & FRN to keep pretending nothing's wrong
that Hitchens' Razor defense theory isn't holding up very well with time
I got an email from Commander Bunny. Here it is in its entirety:
DeleteDrug Uses
Breast Enlargement Patch is a revolutionary blend of organically grown herbs, that balances female hormones and increase breast size.
How Taken
Simply place one patch on a different location on the skin every three days. We suggest that the patch be placed on a hair-free area, if possible to avoid irritation when removing the patch. Do not place the patch on the face or genitals or immediately above the heart.
Drug Class and Mechanism
Breast Enlargement Patch helps enhance women's breast size by increasing the amount of cells in the mammary glands. Most women report breast size increases of 1 to 3 cup sizes in just 3 to 4 months.
Scientific research of Breast Enlargement Patch has concluded that foundation breast tissue growth occurs most efficiently with the balanced presence of estrogen, progesterone, prolactin, prostaglandins, and GF compounds (human growth factor hormones).
Missed Dose
If you miss to place Breast Enlargement Patch, use it as soon as you remember.
Storage
Store Breast Enlargement Patch at 77 degrees F (25 degrees C). Brief storage between 59 and 86 degrees F (15 and 30 degrees C) is permitted. Store away from heat, moisture, and light. Do not store in the bathroom. Keep Breast Enlargement Patch out of the reach of children and away from pets.
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Are those breast enlargement patches going to be part of the new WBNY QSL pacakage?
DeleteAlso, "...GF compounds..."? We approve of this.
I was just listening to a recording of this year's pirate forum by George Zeller, at the NASWA Winterfest.
ReplyDeleteSounded a bit like the Pat Murphy/Commander Bunny Ass-Kissing Society for a couple minutes.
Did you catch Zeller mention Murphy stepping down from his 'position' at NAPRHOF
ReplyDeleteThere's a step *down* from the NAPRHOF?
DeleteYeah, it's called the FRN.
ReplyDeleteNope. Not yet.
ReplyDelete(Tip: Don't hold your breath while waiting.)
I don't think he made the Kulpsville SWLfest this year. I wonder if Winston or Beans went in his place?
ReplyDelete'Doh, I'm posting childish, distasteful rants on my blog again!
ReplyDeleteI am screaming for attention!!!
Why doesn't anyone send me reception reports with their home address anymore? :(
"frn.net expired on 03/09/2011 and is pending renewal or deletion."
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S karma. Lets hope the latter outcome comes to pass.
They let the domain expire yet AGAIN?
ReplyDeleteYou can almost set your clocks by it.
Once a year, usually on the Ides of March, the absence of opposable thumbs among lagomorphs results in the FRN domain expiring until superior hominids click the "Pay my bills" option, using the ironically named "mouse," after which the illusion of control is restored to the leporidae.
ReplyDeletejust checked 12 reserve bids and up to $105 can we pool our resources, just in case imagine the fun:-)
ReplyDeleteMurphy is such a clueless baboon. He puts up a quote, supposedly from Sinclair Lewis in 1835, on his blog. Lewis wasn't even born until 1885.
ReplyDeleteCommissioner Smolinski and Bat-Bruce? Pat has truly lost it now.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess that makes jta one of recurring archvillians to go with Catwoman, The Riddler and Mr. Freeze. Would he be The Godfather?
No...he would one of the meat puppet minions of the Sock Puppet King. JTA is incapable of independent thought or action.
DeleteHow fucking dare anyone out there make fun of jta after all he has been through.!
ReplyDeleteHe lost his aunt, he went through a divorce. he had two fuckin kids.
His husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is…..blog readers and making money off of him.
He’S A TIGER! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that jta is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.
He hasn’t performed on radio in years. His song is called “second flunky after kracker” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE him ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE jta ALONE!…..Please.
Kracker talked about professionalism and said if jta was a professional he would’ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave jta Alone Please…. !
Leave jta alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because the FRN is not well right now.
LEAVE him ALONE!
What's the FRN?
ReplyDeleteIt used to be a forum for pirate radio. Now it's a sock puppet stage for angry old men.
DeleteNow it's a domain parking page.
DeleteYou guys are being too harsh, they have the brilliant FRNA Google Groups page.
DeleteWhat more do you need?
Nope. Not yet.
DeleteBut his ex-girlfriend from the '60s thinks he died in Vietnam--
in a tragic latrine methane explosion.
[b]Anonymous wrote:
Delete"What more do you need?"[/b]
300 baud dial-up Compuserve? A McDLT? A large Crystal Pepsi?
There's a rumor going around that the Blowing League has deliberately not notified Cruzan about the domain expiration, so that they can pick it up for themselves when it becomes available. If any of you can contact Cruzan, it might be fun to let him know.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. Interesting.
DeleteThat is interesting.....if it actually plays out it will only prove what everyone has known already. Pat and his clique have wanted complete control over the FRN from day one, even if it means fucking over Cruzan in the process.
ReplyDeleteOf course this kind of manipulative behavior is nothing new with this group.
Cruzan has been providing the web hosting for FRN.
DeleteIf this were to happen, they would end up with an empty domain name and nothing else. Everything ever posted there would be lost.
Of course, maybe Pat wouldn't care about that.
Or, maybe he would prefer it.
Besides being a snitch Pat Murphy is a whiny bitch and backstabber. Remember back in the spring of 2011 after Joplin was hit by a tornado? Under his public Murphy-nom de guerre and his Commander Bunny pirate radio alias he played up the facade of being the caring good guy. If you were on his WBNY email list you can find those emails from 2011.
DeleteBut in January 2012 he was back to his more familiar role of whiny backstabber. Recall this quote from a post on uselessnet under his "RadioRanger" alias:
"Plus John Cruzan hasn't cared about the FRN for at least a decade and won't turn it over to Cos for a whole menu of reasons. I've been in touch with John too, and he claimed his personal business was somehow tied up in the FRN. Which at the time he started it (early 90's) was (his reasoning) was a necessary step to keep the FCC from claiming he was just running it to skirt the law. He never had to deal with the FCC in that respect but John felt he had to mix the two to protect the FRN. Sadly we've all witnessed the never ending lapses in domain payments, outages and down time. I agree the FRN will always be a part of Pirate Radio history, but unless Cruzan takes steps to fix it, no one will use it."
The FRN has been "an empty domain name and nothing else" for many years. Look back at how much "content" was mostly Murphy and his many sockpuppets talking to themselves and chasing away everyone who didn't massage his eggshell-fragile ego.
And Pat Murphy is an honourable man.
DeleteUnable to content himself with all the people he's insulted or abused or snitched out thus far, Bunny-Murphy has been launching multiple personal attacks on the new pope (jealous because he wasn't chosen?), the Catholic Church, and basically anyone else with any religious beliefs.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's what he means by "new fun-time religious blog" (?)
Better straighten up and fly right, Murph, or you're liable to catch a lightning bolt where you don't want it. By the way, you're almost up to your quota.
It's going to be ironic, and very funny, if WBNY goes on the air this Easter, and the only place that Pat will be able to see any loggings will be on HFU. He should have the good grace to thank Smolinski when this happens.
ReplyDeleteHe can't go on the air. He's too busy being a nasty, finger-pointing, pirate-outing blogger.
DeleteIt's a good thing we have so many excellent, real pirates on the air now. The wannabe won't be missed.
Ahhhh, Easter has come and gone without the airwaves being polluted by WBNY. What a relief!
ReplyDeleteFrom FRNA:
ReplyDeleteMurphy
6:34 AM 4/1/13
I wrote to JC about a month ago, telling him "its killing the FRN" and he said he was "moving it to Facebook" and did I want to be a moderator? I told him no but thanks I've got too much medical crap going on. So I think the FRN is dead as we know it.
Sorry I missed Easter guys, focused on my next surgery and getting everything in order. (Never know)
Murphy
I don't imagine there will be many tears shed over the FRN's demise. It's too bad that Murphy and his idiot friends made its last years so pathetic.
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