Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Happy Belated "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!

From Radio Paranoia
Dishing With Dea

Treasured readers, your radio Pheme can scarcely believe Guise Faux forgot "Talk Like A Pirate Day"! Heavens to hares, had we not just returned from a lovely summer holiday on Manitou Island, all might be lost.

We'll make this short but sweet, darlings, because it doesn't take a clutter of random images off the internet and a spittalion of blurt-bunny rabbit-rants to make a point.

To talk like a pirate, all you need do is declaim as loudly and as often as you may... "YOU'RE RUINING PIRATE RADIO!"

Now then, darling bunnyman, simply click your little rear paws together three times, then lather, rinse and repeat until it finally seems true... to you, and to Noone else.

'Til next time, darlings, pray for sunspots. Pray! you heathens, pray harder!

Dea Fauxnette is a sight-impaired but sharp-eared correspondent for Tales of Radio Paranoia. Don't try to sneak anything past her. She heard you coming before you got started.


  1. He's not ruining it only for himself.

  2. Has Mr. Longears transmitted his "The Monkeys who Took the Fun out of Pirate Radio" program yet, or is that some sort of lame "threat?"

    Say what you will about "Phillip Carey" and "The Voice of To-Morrow", but at least there was a ethos. A sleazy, racist, white-trash, high-school-dropout, hiding-the-fact-that-he-was-actually-a-ham-operator-ethos, but still...

  3. "Has Mr. Longears transmitted his "The Monkeys who Took the Fun out of Pirate Radio" program yet..."?

    Not yet but we're looking forward to it. We've had a lovely time slicing, dicing and remixing some pork and wild hare from the recent RJI and WBNY salutes to Poet of TCS. With luck it'll make a fine dish of jambaliar in time for Halloween trickery.

  4. Looks like the lack of response to Pat from the community is starting to show.

  5. Pat's getting desperate now, trying to buy support with free trinkets.


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