|From Radio Paranoia|
Dishing With Dea
Treasured readers, your radio Pheme can scarcely believe Guise Faux forgot "Talk Like A Pirate Day"! Heavens to hares, had we not just returned from a lovely summer holiday on Manitou Island, all might be lost.
We'll make this short but sweet, darlings, because it doesn't take a clutter of random images off the internet and a spittalion of blurt-bunny rabbit-rants to make a point.
To talk like a pirate, all you need do is declaim as loudly and as often as you may... "YOU'RE RUINING PIRATE RADIO!"
Now then, darling bunnyman, simply click your little rear paws together three times, then lather, rinse and repeat until it finally seems true... to you, and to Noone else.
'Til next time, darlings, pray for sunspots. Pray! you heathens, pray harder!
Dea Fauxnette is a sight-impaired but sharp-eared correspondent for Tales of Radio Paranoia. Don't try to sneak anything past her. She heard you coming before you got started.