Monday, December 12, 2011

GlobalTuners Pokemon Challenge: 99.99% friendly DXers, 0.01% rabid Krackwhore















Illustrations by Dea Fauxnette



We received the following from sources who requested anonymity. As we have no personal experience with GlobalTuners (although we were registered on the old DX Tuners site, and now have alternative accesses to various web controlled receivers) we can say only that we are informed by reliable sources that it is an excellent site for DXers and that, with the apparent exception of a particular Cxxxxxxxx, NC, node, the site offers wholesome family entertainment and a welcoming environment for radio listening enthusiasts.

However, judging from the following documented encounter with pirate radio's own beloved Kracker, we would advise that only Pokemon masters age 6 or older risk an encounter with that particular receiver.



>W. Di L., M.D.
>SS F******
>Port.
>30 Nov 2011
>
>Hallo my freind
>
>I hope is no trouble you that I have this question of GlobalTuners.
>I am member on GlobalTuners many months and I enjoy very much.
>Is help when I travel my cruise ship and do not have my protable rado
>with me.
>
>I think I am respect and polite to every body. So. I am confuse
>with some thing that happens on other day. On 18 Nov 2011
>
>When visit C******** NC rado and has very good recepton. Many
>others people there before me so I wait and only listening. After is
>two hour most peoples leave and rado is 6930 AM is narrow filter.
>It sound not so good so I wait but I am only member their who is "normal user"
>can tune rado. So. I adjust wide filter to better sound. And try the
>ECSS tuning you see because is better when the weak signals?
>
>So. This "[kracker]" he make some things say seem not so nice. You see
>in chat log. I can not repeat him words they seem insult?
>
>I do Google of this his name and I see to your blog site are many of
>mentions his name this "kracker" so maybe I think you might help to me?
>
>I think I not do this wrong but am confuse. This not happen any time before.
>Is problem? Do RF rado tuner is not for me to use? Is private?
>
>Thanks you my freind and I can help you any things please tell me.
>W. Di L.
>********@*****.it

Dear Dr. Di L.

We regret that we did not hear from you under more pleasant circumstances.

Indeed, we have heard of this "Kracker" of whom you speak and with whom you experienced a most unfortunate encounter.

Fortunately, after consulting with experts, we are pleased to assure you that there is no risk of contagion from this encounter. The most sensible remedy is to avoid that particular node on GlobalTuners where you encountered a creature that is generally regarded as less dangerous than a Wild Snorlax in a Pokemon match. Please study the enclosed illustrated guide for doing battle with this lightly regarded and undocumented Pokemon known, unofficially, as the Krackwhore. If you have children or grandchildren between the ages of 3 and 6 they can easily help you defeat this not-particularly-noteworthy opponent, which was once regarded as suitable only for practice by complete novices until it was decided that the Krackwhore offered almost no challenge.

Please feel free to write us anytime. We wish you smooth sailing and good DX, wherever your journeys make take you.

Guise Faux



ILLUSTRATED GUIDE FOR DEFEATING THE WILD KRACKWHORE
FROM POKEMON MANUAL 2001
DELETED 2002 AS BORING AND UNWORTHY OF EFFORT












Connected!

GlobalTuners Radio Control Modern Skin version 4.0

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[01:10] * Welcome (name redacted)

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[01:37] * zorg: 6.92532MHz, USB, 6kHz

[01:37] * zorg: 6.92532MHz, USB, 3kHz

[01:37] * zorg: 6.92522MHz, USB, 3kHz

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[01:40] * zorg: 6.9249MHz, USB, 1.5kHz

[01:40] * zorg: 6.9249MHz, USB, 3kHz

[01:40] * zorg sets AGC: On

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[01:44] * zorg: 6.9248MHz, USB, 3kHz

[01:44] * zorg: 6.9249MHz, USB, 3kHz

[01:44] [nmoreno94] what they are listening on this frequency?

[01:46] * zorg: 6.9248MHz, USB, 3kHz

[01:46] [zorg] strange things

[01:46] [nmoreno94] ok

[01:46] [zorg] how is the weather in montevideo

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[01:47] [nmoreno94] good, temperature 18 and the skies are clear

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[01:48] * zorg: 6.9253MHz, AM, 3kHz

[01:48] * zorg: 6.9253MHz, AM, 6kHz

[01:49] * zorg sets AGC: On

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[02:07] [RF] damn, i better go buy some anti-freeze and add a little.. later. hold 'er down

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[02:16] [kracker] ATTENTION:- kracker has Requested To Tune

[02:16] [kracker] put it on am

[02:18] [kracker] jesus man

[02:18] [kracker] everyone friggin fall asleep?

[02:18] * kracker: 6.9253MHz, AM, 3kHz

[02:18] [pizzadxer] i can't set it here either

[02:19] * kracker: 6.9253MHz, USB, 3kHz

[02:19] [kracker] i got it

[02:19] [pizzadxer] now i can

[02:19] * kracker: 6.9253MHz, AM, 3kHz

[02:19] * kracker: 6.9253MHz, USB, 3kHz

[02:19] * kracker: 6.9253MHz, AM, 3kHz

[02:20] * kracker: 6.9253MHz, USB, 3kHz

[02:20] * kracker: 6.9253MHz, AM, 3kHz

[02:20] [kracker] devinatly am

[02:20] [kracker] the music

[02:20] [kracker] someone jamming too

[02:20] [pizzadxer] yip

[02:22] [kracker] xp thump u hear that?

[02:23] [pizzadxer] lol

[02:23] [kracker] someone playing with a tone genny

[02:24] [kracker] hear their computer again?

[02:24] [kracker] somone being maliciouse

[02:24] [kracker] seriouse

[02:25] [pizzadxer] yep

[02:25] [kracker] it is vista i think judging from the pc generated sounds

[02:25] [kracker] poet uses vista

[02:25] [kracker] i know this to be a fact

[02:25] [kracker] not too many morons use vista

[02:26] [kracker] most ppl realise it is a bloated piece of schit

[02:37] * kracker: 6.9276MHz, AM, 3kHz

[02:38] * kracker: 6.9285MHz, AM, 3kHz

[02:40] * kracker: 6.93MHz, AM, 3kHz

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[02:44] [RF] man i'm tired

[02:45] [pizzadxer] tired here too

[02:46] [RF] filppin anti freeze is now half water for the same price

[02:47] [pizzadxer] man

[02:47] [RF] as it was full strength

[02:48] [pizzadxer] thats outrageous

[02:49] * Receiver has been locked by RF

[02:50] [RF] lemme know if ya wanna tne

[02:50] [pizzadxer] ok

[02:54] [kracker] anyone get an id yet?

[02:55] * RF sets AGC: On

[02:57] [kracker] thats splatter from like 69285

[02:57] [kracker] how teh hell r u r**

[02:57] [kracker] hope all is well

[02:59] [RF] talk later... got a bj in progress

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[03:14] [kracker] aww

[03:14] [kracker] no tune 4u

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[03:14] [kracker] next

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[03:14] [kracker] pmlol

[03:14] [kracker] aww

[03:15] [kracker] owner locked the tuner so sad too bad here have a cookie.. next

[03:16] * (name red.): 6.93MHz, AM, 6kHz

[03:17] [kracker] band opened up

[03:17] [kracker] not just the 3kc adjustment

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[03:39] [RF] get an ID?

[03:39] [kracker] wake up r**

[03:39] [RF] lol

[03:39] [kracker] did she swallow?

[03:39] [RF] like a champ

[03:39] [kracker] enquiring minds wanna know

[03:39] [RF] haha

[03:39] [kracker] good 4 u

[03:40] [kracker] u know where chat i

[03:40] [kracker] s

[03:40] [RF] ya

[03:43] [kracker] hey r**?

[03:43] [RF] yea

[03:43] [kracker] poet is a punk ass beioch

[03:43] [RF] is this him?

[03:44] [kracker] thinkin it is northern relay

[03:44] [kracker] poet friendly

[03:44] [RF] kk

[03:44] [kracker] no matter

[03:44] [kracker] i got their ass kicked at will

[03:45] [RF] did he get the bust? you mentioned or someone did bcasting

[03:47] * (name red.): 6.9302MHz, AM, 6kHz

[03:47] * (name red.): 6.9302MHz, USB, 6kHz

[03:47] * (name red.): 6.9302MHz, USB, 3kHz

[03:48] * (name red.): 6.9302MHz, LSB, 3kHz

[03:48] [kracker] wow you totaly fucked that up

[03:48] * (name red.): 6.9302MHz, USB, 3kHz

[03:48] [kracker] congrats

[03:48] [(name red.)] que?

[03:48] [kracker] got any other tricks up your sleve?

[03:49] * (name red.): 6.9302MHz, AM, 3kHz

[03:49] * (name red.): 6.9302MHz, AM, 5.1kHz

[03:49] * (name red.): 6.93MHz, AM, 5.1kHz

[03:49] [kracker] wow your amazingly retared

[03:49] * Receiver has been locked by RF

[03:49] [(name red.)] is you rado?

[03:49] [kracker] retarded

[03:49] [(name red.)] que?

[03:49] [RF] no but it IS mine

[03:49] [kracker] no your just a friggin moron

[03:49] [kracker] fucktard

[03:49] [(name red.)] ok RF thanks you my freind

[03:50] [kracker] get fuckin lost dumb ass

[03:50] [(name red.)] is good rado is fast

[03:50] [RF] whats the freq K?

[03:50] [(name red.)] I thanks you adeus

[03:50] [kracker] your still a fuckin moron you stupid piece of schit

[03:51] [(name red.)] que?

[03:51] [kracker] take a long walk off a short pier

[03:51] [kracker] fuck you asshat

[03:51] [kracker] your the result of a gang rape on a pool table

[03:51] [(name red.)] I sorry my english no so good

[03:51] [kracker] like i could give a fuck

[03:52] [kracker] go some where they speak your language cockwad

[03:52] [kracker] like the land of brown eye

[03:53] [(name red.)] you speak what?

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[03:58] [(name red.)] ok I thanks you my freinds adeus good dx

98 comments:

  1. Is this for real?

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  2. Would we troll you? We love our readers.

    Amuse you, yes. Troll you...?

    ...oops, sorry, I think someone's at the door... ask us again later.

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  3. that thing still looks like a DICK
    what you trying to do
    seduce Krackwhore

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  4. Once again our good friend Special K wins the Mr. Congeniality award. Where would the newcomers to pirate radio be without him?

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  5. que? not who krackwhore, name kracker. She feind of you? She is not nice people. When I can has rado?

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  6. You sure have alotta time on your hands to stalk me so relentlessly. You really need to find a hobby.

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  7. Kracker,

    I have never owned a pc with Vista.

    However, I was forced to use one for a while in Arizona in 2008-- which made it certain that I would never own a pc with Vista.

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  8. Part of this story is bullshit. The log part of it no. But how Guise got a hold of it, yes. It's highly doubtful that the email "contact" searched through 80or so pages of results for "Uncle Kracker" and other misc items just to land on the Radio Paranoia site. What else is interesting, going through logs on global tuners, did reveal something about you, Guise.

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  9. kracker sagely surmised...
    "You sure have alotta time on your hands to stalk me so relentlessly. You really need to find a hobby."
    December 12, 2011 9:20 PM


    That's a terrible thing to say about your fan club. We've half a mind to shut down this outpouring of affection in another year or two.

    Well... we've half a mind, anyway.

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  10. Anonymous said...
    "Part of this story is bullshit. The log part of it no. But how Guise got a hold of it, yes."

    Let me direct you to the masthead here. See it? Now read the lines below it (you can read, can't you? Good!) where it says:

    "Metafiction, gossip, rumors, parenthetical imputations, innuendos, intimations, illusions, allusions."

    Now, which of those words do you understand?

    But, no... it isn't so far-fetched... I've had the exact same experience. Someone does a Google search for Kracker, ends up on the TCS blog, and a complete stranger contacts me out of nowhere-- to share their particular "Kracker experience" with me.

    See, the excitement generated by Kracker seems to create eager Kracker evangelists wherever he goes. I may have to start a new website just to handle the additional traffic.

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  11. LOL, BTW, Guise, this is my favorite part:


    [03:52] [kracker] go some where they speak your language cockwad

    [03:52] [kracker] like the land of brown eye

    [03:53] [(name red.)] you speak what?


    LMAO! PIMPL!
    Some of this stuff, you just can't make up...

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  12. Mr. Awesomenonymous sweet-talked...
    (December 12, 2011 9:37 PM)
    "Part of this story is bullshit."


    Part? Darn it. I meant to delete that one true word.

    "It's highly doubtful that the email "contact" searched through 80or so pages of results for "Uncle Kracker"..."

    You underestimate how famouse our Kracker is. Google the name plus radio and/or shortwave. And don't forget Google's filter bubble. Google delivers different search results based on region, archived search patterns, etc.

    "What else is interesting, going through logs on global tuners, did reveal something about you, Guise."

    AWESOME! You care! You really, really care!

    Okay, here's my Christmas gift wish list. Don't feel like you have to get everything on the list:
    *Perseus SDR
    *Wellbrook ALA 1530
    (Yes, you can tune in anytime after it's online)
    *Corsair, custom built by Bad Andy (I have a notion those things are gonna be collectibles someday). Would prefer near 20m band but I'm not choosy.
    *An original Dam Troll Wizard - not the Wishnik or Russ knockoffs, please, but the original Dams made in Denmark. It's for Pheme, not me.
    *Those Geordi La Forge goggles from STNG. For Dea, of course.
    *A keg of Steel Reserve 211 for Brown Nose the Pirate. Damned stuff is poison but he'll drink anything.
    *An RJI programme making us famouse. And we want a studio copy for our own remixing.
    *A re-booted sense of humour for the bunnyman. Get one for yourself while you're at it. After all, it's Christmas!
    *An extra Hempy Xmas to Ganja, in hopes he'll share his infectious sense of humour with you. Those spoof songs he sings do crack me up.

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  13. hello muchacho, my name is RayFrank, otherwise known as Ray Franklin Clemmer who resides at 301 oakland st in kings mountain north carolina 28086... got something ya wanna TRY to threaten me with?. dont worry i've dealt with your type all my life. every one of you come from the same damn mold, the one that forms the cowards of the world.... i'll fight you with what i carry in my back pocket, its called honesty.. wanna talk, meet me at the back door, like i've said to the others of this world exactly like you, and they never show...

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  14. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

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  15. Personal Feelings shared...
    December 13, 2011 7:03 AM
    "hello muchacho... got something ya wanna TRY to threaten me with?. dont worry i've dealt with your type all my life. every one of you come from the same damn mold, the one that forms the cowards of the world.... i'll fight you with what i carry in my back pocket, its called honesty.. wanna talk, meet me at the back door, like i've said to the others of this world exactly like you, and they never show..."


    Which Pokemons do you have?

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  16. so, go ahead, identify yourself if nothing more than to just me..while you hang yourself from the coward tree

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  17. I have Rolodex, Sarcastron, Hoponpop, Bokehpoo and Grinchfu. They're Super Effective.

    Oh, yeah, I also have...

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  18. you best bet your ass, my poker card is in charge...

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  19. Oh, take it easy Ray. You're a bystander in this. You'd think a bj would've left you more relaxed.

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  20. So, since Jerry's on Christmas vacation, Special K has to take up his slack eh? I've always wondered about that.

    What do you ever get in return, Paul? Seriously, why all the butthurt?


    Son, you clamored for famouseness, and now you have it. You've made recorded audio threats in shows, on message boards, numerous and sundry places online.

    So I gather it's not so much fun when that light shines on you in a manner and venue that you don't control?

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  21. i think its time for a little rhyme
    as the bird flies free
    i wonder, how many miles to you and me plus or minus 933?, we'll see in this history, who visits who, you or me and the venu, too...and whats left dangling, hanging in the coward tree,you or me in whats left of history.

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  22. "hello muchacho, my name is RayFrank, otherwise known as Ray Franklin Clemmer who resides at 301 oakland st in kings mountain north carolina 28086... got something ya wanna TRY to threaten me with?."


    That's good.

    Now we all know where to send those gay Christmas cards.

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  23. please include a return address, and postage too,.. because i'm not spending a dime, on any cheap ass like you.

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  24. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

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  25. A free bird leaps on the back of the wind
    and floats downstream till the current ends
    and dips his wing in the orange suns rays and dares to claim the sky.

    But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage
    can seldom see through his bars of rage
    his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.

    The caged bird sings with a fearful trill
    of things unknown but longed for still
    and his tune is heard on the distant hill
    for the caged bird sings of freedom.

    The free bird thinks of another breeze
    and the trade winds soft through the sighing trees
    and the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright lawn and he names the sky his own.

    But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams
    his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream
    his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.

    The caged bird sings with a fearful trill
    of things unknown but longed for still
    and his tune is heard on the distant hill
    for the caged bird sings of freedom.

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  26. Desert loving in your eyes all the way
    If I listen to your lies would you say
    I'm a man without conviction
    I'm a man who doesn't know
    How to sell a contradiction
    You come and go, you come and go

    Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
    You come and go, you come and go
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red gold and green, red gold and green

    Didn't hear your wicked words everyday
    And you used to be so sweet, I heard you say
    That my love was an addiction
    When we cling our love is strong
    When you go you're gone forever
    You string along, you string along

    Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
    You come and go, you come and go
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red gold and green, red gold and green
    [ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/c/culture-club-lyrics/karma-chameleon-lyrics.html ]

    Every day is like survival
    You're my lover, not my rival
    Every day is like survival
    You're my lover, not my rival

    I'm a man without conviction
    I'm a man who doesn't know
    How to sell a contradiction
    You come and go, you come and go

    Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
    You come and go, you come and go
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red gold and green, red gold and green

    Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
    You come and go, you come and go
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red gold and green, red gold and green

    Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
    You come and go, you come and go
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red gold and green, red gold and green
    Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon

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  27. footnotes and signatures if you please, wonders of plagraisims from rhythms

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  28. cause ya gotta see this man thinks free, for himself

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  29. 'Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring
    except for about a half-dozen sockpuppets

    The socks will be hung
    by the chimney with care
    and then we'll have peace
    until Murphy cooks up the next batch

    :)

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  30. Here's a nice present for all you free radio cafe suck-ups who love to read these comments.

    Get a whole bunch of dirty socks from your laundry pile and a pile of baby doll eyes. Glue the eyes to the socks. You now have a new army of sock puppets!

    Your friend,

    Winston


    ps. Jump, Alex, Jump!

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  31. Mr.look over your shoulderDecember 13, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    it was the morning after christmas, the krackwhore awoke in his feces filled room,as he stumbled downstairs thru all the garbage that hasent been taken out over the last year he noticed a red bow atop his car in the driveway with no air in the tires. krackwhore couldnt believe someone would actually get him a christmas gift.commander bunny he shouted with joy, you remebered me!!! as he walked out to his car he realized his ohio license plate reading PMLOL had been takin off his car, but he felt excitement about the red ribbon on his car. as he pulled the ribbon off, the whole car exploded ripping krackwhore and his car to shreds. all the neighbors came out and cheered!! ding dong the krackwhores dead!! the kraphead krackwhores dead!!! and the community of worthington ohio had a beutiful christmas as all the kids laughed and chuckled!!!!!!

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  32. i love it!! what a great picture of krackwhore.thats exactly how i imagined him to look!!!!

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  33. personal feeling beacuse their personalDecember 13, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    wish troll rules!!

    hey frank, will make sure to send you in the mail: dead cats, moldy socks, used tampons, puss from boils, krackwhores enemas's, bottles of urine, cigerette butts, broken krack pipes, and every other disgusting nasty thing we can find!! thanks for posting that addresse, why dont you give us your phone number too jackass?!!!

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  34. Never have I seen such hatred and contempt for those who have GAVE SO MUCH and RECEIVED SO LITTLE from the community, NEVER!

    WHERE ARE YOUR PROGRAMS?!
    WHERE ARE YOUR SHOWS?!
    WHERE ARE YOUR GUTS TO BROADCAST?!

    You monkeys have been working overtime to destroy pirate radio and remove all the fun from the hobby that I CREATED!!

    Just like Thumper mentioned above...IT'S ALL ABOUT KARMA!!!

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  35. and as i grace your presence because of the invitation...would you like to know more about just who i am? please ask...you may get the shock of your life..

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  36. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

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  37. ""Metafiction, gossip, rumors, parenthetical imputations, innuendos, intimations, illusions, allusions."

    Now, which of those words do you understand?"

    Oh! Boy you guys are good! So it's all a joke! That's funny! Especially the joke where Poet claims that CB rolled on him! And here I was thinking, "How in the world can Poet be that big of a dipshit!" LOL! Very clever guys!

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  38. Well, don't just come in here and LIE!

    'You were thinking'?

    Not bloody likely!

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  39. Like I said you need a hobby, your really not very good at this one, perhaps knitting is more your cup of tea, you seem more proficient at that than you are intimidation. pmlol nit nit nit nit nit .. is all you ever do, yawn, /me getting bored..

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  40. "Well, don't just come in here and LIE!

    'You were thinking'?

    Not bloody likely!"

    Hey that is the honest truth... yeeeeah. *snicker*

    Anyway, you come on here and lie, so why can't I?

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  41. Kracker, you really need to look into that incontinence problem. Pissing yourself every time you laugh is probably indicative of a serious medical condition. Meth and booze will do that to you, you know.

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  42. Never trust an adult who goes by the moniker "Captain Bunny".

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  43. This is great! The pirate community is back together again; it's just like the FRN of old, only better, since the idiots of the Blowing League aren't in charge.

    I have to thank CB for throwing in the towel and closing his blog, and I thank krackwhore and CB for driving everyone away from the old FRN. HFU and FRC are thriving, along with this blog. Thanks guys (Guise)!

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  44. "Commander Bunny said...
    Never have I seen such hatred and contempt for those who have GAVE SO MUCH and RECEIVED SO LITTLE from the community, NEVER!

    WHERE ARE YOUR PROGRAMS?!
    WHERE ARE YOUR SHOWS?!
    WHERE ARE YOUR GUTS TO BROADCAST?!"



    Where are yours?
    Looks like the 'busted pirate's relay network' has been on the air a lot more than you have, lately.

    However... I know of at least ONE thing you received lots of, from the community--

    lots and lots of mailing addresses.
    Those come in handy for stalking and other unpleasant things, don't they.

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  45. Commander Bunny said...

    " the hobby that I CREATED!!"

    you are so full of shit :

    grandpa was a pirate with a sparkgap transmitter
    next you will be saying you were pirating smoke signals

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  46. Hi!

    I am a newb to this board and pirate radio in general and I just have a few quick questions:

    1. Where can I buy a shirt that says:

    [03:52] [kracker] go some where they speak your language cockwad

    [03:52] [kracker] like the land of brown eye

    [03:53] [(name red.)] you speak what?


    2. What's butthurt?

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  47. do u guys wan tobuy my old pokeman cards i have alot and ther all teh best ones and i can shipp them in box for extr 5 dolars............

    i hav

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  48. Just checked the comments for the first time since Tuesday morning and... I LOL'd. Ewe guise r phunny.

    But now I'll never be able to listen to this song again without hearing "Trolls trolling trolls".

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  49. when are we going to hear about the smoke signal pirate master

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  50. so, you fucking cowards, you wanna throw shit at me, you best do it direct....face to fucking face, as you seem to have tried, to taint, this mans grace...never seen, such stupidity in all my day, as this place and its fucking retarted asshat ways...so, go ahead come dirty up my patio's back door, with your hand, i just shoved up your own stupid ass.

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  51. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

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  52. 'Personal Feelings'

    Shut the fuck up. No one cares about you.

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  53. Hey, I care. I'm trying to figure out which Pokemon to play for Ray's challenge. Maybe Comatmebro?

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  54. As the bunny sits; his fingers curled.
    He thinks of ways to rule the world.
    With his carrots and incredible ears.
    Beware when the bunnies are near.

    They plot revenge with pea sized brains.
    With minature tanks and little toy planes.
    Holding all the innocence of a cute little rabbit.
    He reveals to the world all his evil habits.

    With the thump of his foot he began the attack.
    You better run; he might want a snack.
    Here comes reinforcements a battalion of bunnies.
    You shouldn't have laughed this isn't funny.

    Better watch yourself for the evil bunnies terror.
    Dont close your eyes for he's your nightmare.
    Runaway while you still can.
    It's all a part of his master plan.

    As the bunny sits; his fingers curled.
    He thinks of ways to rule the world.

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  55. Anonymous @ December 13, 2011 11:14 PM


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ButtHurt

    HTH

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  56. The low muffling
    of the drum
    the shackled shuffling
    has just begun
    the eerie clinking
    were all sinking
    its time to on yourself
    point the gun
    the sea under shelf
    has just risen
    the fallen one
    is sure to come
    the overwhelm
    of an under realm
    Demon's man the helm
    along with Satan
    they try to teach
    through the rigor to reach
    so I beseech
    don't go off wiith them
    where the flames of hell
    they choke and swell
    only for to fell and
    replace the sun
    the beast he stands
    he holds out reptile hands
    to summon up the sands
    in a poisoned ocean
    your times over
    the end is coming
    no more earthly
    mother
    hell has
    just begun .

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  57. personal feelings beacuse there personalDecember 14, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    jerry michael graves you dirty slime, krackwhore your bitch always stays in line, your sockpuppet cum rag next to your bed, vile and filth fill your head, in your mind your a bunny and not a man, as krackwhore pokes you in your ham, you cry and you whine its all their fault, but your snitching and hatred made you a joke!!!

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  58. snitches deserve stiches
    because they are
    punk ass bitches

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  59. personal feelings becuse their personalDecember 14, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    Paul Mc'ellicott you nasty bitch, your only friend is that bunny snitch, you cant transmitt anymore, cause weve got your location you nasty whore! now go dig a hole in the ground, put the gun in your mouth and let off a round!, you krackwhore asshole bitch, all along you've been a snitch!!!!

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  60. funny funny funny do you know what intergrity means... it means you're a man who wears the same face for everyone you meet...

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  61. personal feelins beacuse THEIR PERSONAL!!December 14, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    sounds kinda personal, personal feelings!!!

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  62. this place called me in to play, with a personal conversation so i'm here to see why., comprende?..

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  63. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

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  64. personally i say

    YAWN !

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  65. If I know how to run egg-drop bots on irc, can I be as kool as Kracker too?
    WIll that finally make me a leet hacker like in the movie Hackers with Anjelina Jolie?

    Is Paul McKracker really Ultralazer too? ACID BUUUUUUURNNN!!

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  66. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

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  67. This post has been removed by a blog administrator.

    whats up with that

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  68. @A Narnia Mouse: "whats up with that"

    Absence of lulz, per FAQ:
    "Whilst we strive to accommodate frank and uncensored comments on our obviously controversial articles, we may delete comments that fail to sufficiently amuse us."

    Also, random inexplicable deletions please the Goddess Eris. So it's a win/fnord for everyone.

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  69. sounds halfass reasonable i guess whatcha think

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  70. censorship thats what pirate radio is about right

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  71. @A Naughty Moose who honked...
    (December 14, 2011 11:42 PM)
    "censorship thats what pirate radio is about right"

    Not to split hares (although grilled split hares are mighty tasty) but technically it's censorship only if the government or I delete your opinions from your blog, website or other publication.

    When we delete defamatory comments that are potentially legally actionable from our own blog, it's usually called "Weaseling out and trying to avoid a lawsuit."

    Not that there's anything wrong with weaseling out. I don't need another lawsuit from that goddam litigious weasel lobby. Last time they sued us the court awarded them all of our ties, belts, toy snakes and odd pieces of string from the kitchen junk drawer. Last time we saw them the weasels had dragged all that stuff under our sofa.

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  72. When we delete defamatory comments that are potentially legally actionable from our own blog, it's usually called "Weaseling out and trying to avoid a lawsuit."

    Not that there's anything wrong with weaseling out. I don't need another lawsuit from that goddam litigious weasel lobby. Last time they sued us the court awarded them all of our ties, belts, toy snakes and odd pieces of string from the kitchen junk drawer. Last time we saw them the weasels had dragged all that stuff under our sofa.
    now that you put it that way it makes sense goddamn weasels

    (although grilled split hares are mighty tasty) bet the big hare tastes like monkey shit

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  73. Faux said: "When we delete defamatory comments that are potentially legally actionable from our own blog, it's usually called 'Weaseling out and trying to avoid a lawsuit.'"

    Also wise considering blogger's terms of service. Certain types of poastings may subject this whole site to getting booted or having to deal with webureaucrats in a not-so-nice way.

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  74. Beano is a natural product that helps prevent gas before it starts. Beano is not a drug. Only Beano contains a natural food enzyme that works with your body's digestion to breakdown the complex sugars in gassy foods making them more digestible. Beano enables you to enjoy your favorite healthy foods, whether at home, work, in a restaurant or at a friend's house, without worrying about gas. Just remember to take Beano with you wherever you go and you will have peace of mind to enjoy the healthy foods you love!

    anonomoose

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  75. They make Beano for dogs, too. It works well.

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  76. What's a "poasting"?

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  77. guess son of beans is a IDIOT or just a crusty sock

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  78. Shill Bakespeare never heard of Poast Toasties? They crunch when you read 'em.

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  79. NRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRsNOnRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSnRABBITnRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRsSIGNALnRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNORABBITSIGNALRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNRSNR

    in cw thought is was numbers station

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  80. wth

    over half the comment is gone

    buried in the NRS in cw was
    NO RABBIT SIGNAL in cw
    must be a new beacon i guess

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  81. Anonymous said: "guess son of beans is a IDIOT or just a crusty sock"

    PKB, asshole.

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  82. personal feels cause there personalDecember 17, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    what a great blog!!
    wish troll rules!!!
    long live the crystal ship!!
    death to the FRN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  83. Look what you've done, you've killed the FRN! lol

    offline as of the last hour, here...

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  84. Blogger John Poet said...

    Look what you've done, you've killed the FRN! lol


    now aint that a shame lol!!


    anonomoose

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  85. i did that i toook down the frn withmy real hackor skillz not like certan irc "krack0rz" we all know.

    now i will bring the frn back so we can see the nrs logs that are "banned" by comander bunny

    funny how all the stations not alowed on frn still get logged there every broadcast

    so i have to ask; does ANYONE actually obey jerry graves commands????!??! except for paul mcidiot?????!

    looks like the nrs won the pirate war---the bunny has been driven off teh air and the frn is full of supposedly banned logs

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  86. NRS No Rabbit Signal

    now thats funny

    frn back up well you do know we don't live in a perfect world


    skrewloos

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  87. Blogger Guise Faux
    Blogger John Poet

    you guys need to preserve your sites for historical reasons
    considering how things work on a few other sites there needs to be some kind of record kept
    not just the lopsided history that is on those other sites

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  88. Anonymous Mosby said...

    Anonymous said: "guess son of beans is a IDIOT or just a crusty sock"

    PKB, asshole.

    December 17, 2011 2:27 PM


    aww he butthurt

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  89. Anonymous said...
    "you guys need to preserve your sites for historical reasons..."
    (December 17, 2011 9:11 PM)


    Google has committed to preserving Blogger sites indefinitely. That includes reserving blogspot URL names indefinitely to the original blogger, even if the blog is dormant for years, even if someone else wants that particular Blogger URL.

    There are no guarantees with the internet, but that's about as good as archiving gets online.

    "considering how things work on a few other sites there needs to be some kind of record kept

    not just the lopsided history that is on those other sites"


    I nearly LOL'd, but opted for a restrained ironic eyebrow raise. This blog's accounting of the North American shortwave pirate radio scene is about as lopsided and distorted as it gets. We're just lopsided in a different direction.

    The goal all along has been to entertain, to amuse, bemuse and confuse, not necessarily to engage in straightforward documentary or evangelizing. We may tell some truths along the way, but readers are free to interpret our stories and opinions as they wish, and are urged to check facts for themselves.

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  90. RP 'tis "fair and balanced"!

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  91. I like to think of Guise as the "Rush Limbaugh of Pirate Radio". Nothing but the truth.

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  92. Winston said...

    ps. Jump, Alex, Jump!


    Alex said:

    Eat your gun, Jerry Michael/Pat/Winston/Beans/Mosby/Thumper/BillO/various other sockpuppets, eat your gun! LMFAO!!!!!

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  93. Cockwad Asshats


    Blogger kracker
    Blogger Personal Feelings
    Anonymous Beans
    Anonymous Thumper
    Anonymous Mosby
    Anonymous Winston
    Anonymous Commander Bunny
    Anonymous Son of Beans

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